Dear Birth Control,

I have not been with you for a while, but started you again on April 1st, this last month with you has been Hell.  I wake up every morning with you as my first thought since you sit next to my sink.  I do my part in this relationship and take you everyday.  Your only job was to give Dr. T a chance to control my hormones.  What I did not expect from you was to make my breast grow an entire size and make them so sensitive that I cannot hug another human being.  I swear if one of my pregnancies symptoms is sore breasts, I will be pissed.  I am glad this relationship will be over in 4 days.

Regretfully yours,